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  • Housing Benefit - Condems announce job-creation scheme for bailiffs

    According to a 'London Councils' survey, landlords plan to evict 82,000 households (about 250,000 people), which is great news for the private security industry - even if it does mean some bailiffs being paid to evict themselves and their families.

    Monday November 1, 2010 4:03 am Read More>>

  • 3 Days Access to Diary of a Bad Lad for $3.95

    Others may make their movies available on VOD, but, in the immortal words of Ray Davies, we're not like everybody else. No, what you get from us is a double bill.

    Tuesday October 12, 2010 8:53 am Read More>>

  • The One Suitcase Scam

    I thought it was time I lifted the lid on another drug smuggling scam. Here’s an example of one which, unlike most, involves only one suitcase.

    Friday September 10, 2010 1:08 am Read More>>

  • Arrrrgh Jim Lad

    Now and again, as you’d expect, I Google “Diary of a Bad Lad”.  Thanks to the DVD release we were featuring on about 100,000 pages. But when I looked yesterday this had suddenly shot up to more than a million!

    Monday August 16, 2010 2:08 am Read More>>

  • Government Plans to Abolish UK Film Council

    Just as I’d commissioned someone to write a script about a one-eyed black sexually-abused Jewish lesbian who finds love in the arms of a Romanian gypsy asylum seeker who’s just had her application turned down.

    Thursday July 29, 2010 5:30 pm Read More>>

  • Support ‘Our Boys’ – Get Stoned!

    About 100 miles south of Barcelona it’s all rocky coves – no big hotels, just the occasional fishing village and campsite, which made it the smugglers’ paradise that it remains to this day.

    Tuesday July 20, 2010 4:54 pm Read More>>

  • The film “Guy Richie wishes he could make”

    AV Maniacs have just reviewed Bad Lad: “Twisted” “Darkly comedic” “Four Stars” “Entertaining and disturbing” – in other words my fine friends, just what we’ve come to expect.

    Thursday July 15, 2010 2:48 am Read More>>

  • Diary of a Bad Lad – Extras! Extras! Read all about it!

    No ordinary film, no ordinary extras. But I’ve got a shed load that I’m going to be releasing for you over the coming months. And I’ve got a few new ones in the pipeline too!

    Thursday July 8, 2010 9:04 am Read More>>

  • World Cup? Exit through the gift shop…

    So England’s out. And the reason why, apparently, is because they were all tired after having played such a long hard season in the Premiership. The solution? What they obviously need is more holidays and more time off.

    Monday July 5, 2010 3:53 pm Read More>>

  • Keep up with the others!

    I am well chuffed! It’s just five days since Diary of a Bad Lad hit the High Street, and it’s crashed straight in at Number 12 in ASDA’s DVD chart.

    Friday July 2, 2010 2:46 am Read More>>